"I am certified and licensed in psychiatric nursing..."

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Re: Trolls and parasites by definition do not post
by LaurieAnnM
09/08/2008, 3:27 PM #

ah..and it could be you as usual are a tad bit overly obessed with me as usual, Inky.
are you a psyche case?

Seriously I wonder...you remind me of the typical psyche case who looks up info. in the DSM.

What a weirdo you are!

and I am ceritfied and licensed in pyschiatric nursing...MAB...(management of assaultive behavior) which is a ..criteria and applied protocol necessity for working in Psyche as a Registered Licensed Nurse.

You are really overly obsessed with me Inky..really you are.

good lord! do you see me in your sleep ,too?!

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http://www.calapna.org/certif.htm

http://www.bvnpt.ca.gov/pdf/vnregs.pdf

California Business And Professions Code Section 2878:

The board may suspend or revoke a license issued under this chapter for misrepresenting professional credentials or licensure status...

source: California Business And Professions Code

http://fray.slate.com/discuss/forums/post/1768848.aspx

laurie meegan, violation of vocational nurses act

Successful Sockpuppeting

BOTF interviews Locdog's wife.

Subject: BOTF interviews Locdog's wife.
From: justoffal
Date: Jan 19 2006 4:25PM

BOTF: So Mrs Locdog, we here at BOTF would like to know from you what its like to be the wife of a fray legend. Can you offer us a quick synopsis of a day in the life of Mrs. Locdog??

Mrs. LD: Why sure. I just adore my little locky Docky Doo!. He's so cute when sits at his computer in the morning, still in his super-man pajamas, to post his morning contributions to BOTF. I wish some of you people would try harder to understand what a wonderful man he is. I know he can be a bit disagreeable... like the time he insisted that it was his God-given man's right to fart at the dinner table but we solved that problem with a couple months of wild, unrestrained sex; the way he likes to solve all of his problems.

BOTF: Ahh! yes, the S word! We do have some questions about that! Tell us Mrs. Dog, is it true that er, um, Locky lowers himself into the Bed chamber with an electric shop crane while the stereo blasts the "Anchors Away" theme and declares his love to you as he slowly descends by saying ""I'm coming Mommy!""??????

Mrs. LD: (Blushing a bit) Well...look you have to understand that Locky is a very energetic man and that the crane thing is just...

BOTF: Whoah there Mrs. LD!!! We don't need to know the details, we are just curious as to whether or not the rumors are true.

Mrs. LD: (Shrugging and somewhat embarrassed ) Well I don't know how anyone would even know about...hey, he didn't show you guys any videos did he?????

BOTF: No Dear, but he does do a lot of Bragging.

Mrs. LD: (Now a bit angry) About our sex life??????????

BOTF: Not just about your sex life but also about his own endeavors and abilities.

Mrs. LD: ( Mumbling to herself ) ..abilities hah!

BOTF: What's that Mrs. LD? We can't quite hear you...

Mrs. LD: ..Nothing! ....heh...nothing at all...

BOTF: Well, if you say so dear. May we ask Mrs. LD if there is any one thing that he does that you either like or dislike when it comes to his posting on the fray??

Mrs LD: Well there is one thing.. it happens when he posts...his little seal stands at attention.

BOTF: His little seal????

Mrs. LD: Well yeah, that's what he calls it...his you know...

BOTF: ( Now rolling on the floor with laughter ) His penis???

Mrs. LD: Oh dear, I hope he doesn't find out about this.... he will not be pleased!!!

BOTF: ( Still breathless) So he calls it his little seal??? Why pray tell???

Mrs. LD: I don't really know but he has this little uniform with a beret and a realistic scale model weapons belt that he puts on it. Then he sort of lays back and starts barking orders at it like... "" You are a disgrace Soldier!!! Drop and give me twenty right now!!! and ""We'll be shipping out in the morning you pathetic puke! Be ready or be a failure!!!"" ""Un-ass the AO right now muthafucker and get your butt snorkeling face out of mine you lazy shiftless no account bolo!!!""

BOTF: He actually says those things to his Pe..ahhh I mean to the little seal????

Mrs. LD Yeah he says those things and other things like that that I don't really understand. After about 20 minutes of scolding the little seal, he usually wants to get into the crane harness and well you know.



http://fray.slate.com/?id=3936&m=16679064

eyup.

More Adam Morgan Crap

Subject: I'm Sorry
From: AdamMorgan
Date: Sep 21 2005 7:58PM

I'm sorry I was such a poor husband. I'm sorry I was a father who missed birthdays, recitals, picnics, and family get togethers. I'm sorry I often came home from work so late you were asleep. I'm sorry I thought my work, my career, my research and my colleagues were what was important. I'm sorry you're in London and I'm here. I'm so, so sorry I gave you a check on your last birthday. I'm sorry we never took salsa lessons, as you begged me to do. I'm sorry that you can't see me now, dancing awkwardly. I'm sorry I posted on this effing forum so much, wasting time at work, when I could have come home earlier. I'm sorry I thought money could solve our problems. I'm sorry I live in this house, alone, and I can't get myself to sell it.

I took my first vacation in four years. I went to Cambridge, to visit friends, lounge around and do nothing, pet dogs in parks, drink excellent tea, and generally found myself even enjoying the daily cloudy weather. I no longer post on this forum. In my free time, in between experiments, I'm trying to be friendlier. I'm getting out of the lab, talking to others -- as you wanted me to do for years. I've discovered that kindness is primarily what I seek, from my students, lovers, and even from my parents.

My parents have decided to retire to the UK. They've bought a house on the coast. They want me to visit, but I keep telling them that I don't have the time. I've started to think what would happen if they were to die. Would I miss my father, as I now miss you? I know I'll miss mom. She stills subscribes to the journals. When she sees an interesting paper, she calls me -- with her cell phone! -- to ask me if I'd have a chance to read it. You, however, were right. They do hate each other. I'm sure mom would have been much happier if they had divorced.

I'm going on a date next week. She teaches science writing and has a daughter, about Sophie's age. She has the look that mom always liked, red hair, freckles, and bright blue eyes. She answered my personal on Craig's List. I like her. She seems different from the other women I've met.

I know you won't see this. I know you haven't posted here in years, but I can't send this to you. I can't. I know how happy you are with Muhammed. When you told me that this was the first time you were in love, I cried. Not because of jealousy (really, it's not) it's because it's simply tragic that we kept ourselves from happiness.

I started therapy two weeks ago. The therapist hasn't given a good impression. She's only asked questions, and admittedly, I don't understand how she intends to help if I don't understand what the purpose of asking so many tangential questions is. It's frustrating.

My students, as always, are wonderful. I have an Italian-American graduate student from Brooklyn. He's so good-looking! He looks like Johnny Depp. The women, and some of the men, have become smitten. He's also kind, but his work is lazy and his research methods poor. I'm trying to be as patient and gentle as I can (really, I wish you could see me).

I have to go. I haven't been sleeping well. I get up in the middle of the night, to read your emails. Sweetie, I miss you. Early next year, I think I'll go to Cambridge again. If you'd like, I can visit. I'd also very much like to attend your wedding.

By the way, Keshav has grown two inches this year. He's now about 6'1". Unfortunately, he hunches over badly and seems overwhelmed with his new body. I'll send you a photograph tomorrow.

Sandalphon, Dead!

Wife's Death a Blessing

Adam's Fuck Buddy

Subject: Advice sought on fuck buddies
From: AdamMorgan
Date: Apr 14 2005 11:36AM

I have a fuck buddy. She's beautiful, signifigantly younger than me, and we have amazing sex together. I, however, don't want a relationship. I can easily see that we have little in common, and I have no interest in committing to someone who I know is not my partner in many respects. Remarkably, though we've been having sex like hormonal-crazed bunnies, the topic of an explicit and monogomous relationship hasn't come up.

So, because I'm uncomfortable discussing casual sex with my post-menopausal/liver spotted colleagues who drip their nasal fillings and shake involuntarily around me, and because I'm not interested in spreading gossip in this tribal village that's also a university, I'd like to ask:

1) Am I using her? That is, is it unethical of me to assume that she also only wants sex and not a relationship? Should I ask?

2) I've suddenly become afraid of STDs. Although we have protected sex, there are nonetheless many STDs that can be transmitted otherwise. How does one politely mention this topic?

3) I'm really afraid of losing my fuck buddy. Is there a polite way to make permanent a temporary relationship?

4) Most of all, I'm afraid of falling in love with her, or her falling in love with me, because of the human tendency to like or love who is around you and doesn't treat you like a journalist in Tom Delay's office. Although this may sound rhetorical, it's not: is there any way to insure that I only see her for her remarkably large breasts, perfectly curved ass, long, beautiful, black, curly hair and blue eyes only?

http://fray.slate.msn.com/?id=3936&m=14388124

This is the post that made me suspicious...

Subject: A date! I'm going on a date!
From: AdamMorgan
Date: Mar 1 2005 8:26AM

This morning, when I walked into my office to drop off my coat and backpack, I found a note slipped under the door. Handwritten, it first offered her condolscences about the death of my wife and Sophie, my daughter, and then -- shockingly -- it said how much she admired me. For years, the note said, she's seen me at faculty events and wanted to talk to me but hadn't had the courage. So, the note concluded, she'd like to meet me at the French restaurant on the second floor of the graduate student union on Saturday.

I was so shocked, I was slumped into my chair for about half an hour, deciding what to do. Then, I decided, it won't hurt to simply meet her. In a brief email, I told her that I'm only interested in meeting. I'm not interested in romance, a relationship, or anything else related to a date.

Nonetheless, after I sent it, and she responded and we decided on a time, it felt like a date. I haven't been on a date in 16 years, since I met Susanne, my wife.

So, I'd like to ask:

How does one dress? Normally, I wear jeans and a sweater. Should I dress up? Should I pay for the meal? I make much more than her -- about three times more if the university guide to faculty salaries is a guide.

Do you hold a door open for a woman? Is this still considered appropriate? Does it make a difference if you don't?

If you've been in this position, in which you haven't dated in almost two decades, or if you just want to offer insights or advice, I'd appreciate it.

http://fray.slate.msn.com/?id=3936&m=13984465


When I read this post, I was suspicious. I wrote a couple of folks about it...


Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 16:02:29 -0700
From: cat napping
To: xxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: xxxx!

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personally, i think adam is a persona. I don't think he lost a wife
and child. He wouldn't have titled this: I have a date! He wouldn't be
asking what to wear...sounding as one person put it...giddy.

I think that some people might try to run from grief, and try to jump
into dating sooner than they should...but his response to Ele didn't
ring true to that, either. He words would have elicited a stronger
response. Guilt, Anger, Defensiveness...but he exhibited none of
those. He was analytical and enjoying the fact that Ele said something
so stupid.

It's almost as though he was trolling. What an incredibley
insensitive subject title. I have a date. He HAD to know that would
take people aback. He HAD to know. He's not stupid. So even IF he's
got a dead wife. Even IF he doesn't really give a fuck. You have to
know...he'd realize the population at large would give a fuck.

love,
cat



Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 20:37:11 -0700
From: cat napping
To: xxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: okay now I know he's bullshitting...

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he has a therapist with whom he's been discussing this stuff?

http://fray.slate.msn.com/?id=3936&m=13992088

No therapist would suggest he date this soon.

I think he's bullshitting us all. There is no wife, no daughter...no
car crash. No therapist.

love,
cat

An Innocent Response to Adam's Lie

Hiatus - Fray Poster Lies for Post Hits

Subject: Hiatus
From: AdamMorgan
Date: Jan 21 2005 7:36AM

I've decided to temporarily stop posting. When I feel better, perhaps when I can concentrate on something again, I'll start again. I hope this is going to be soon but judging by the way I feel, it's unlikely.

Sunday night, my wife and infant daughter were killed in a car crash. Driving home from the airport, where she dropped off a friend and was on her way to a grocery store, a drunk driver lost control of his SUV, jumped the median on the highway, and hit my wife's car head-on. Both my daughter and wife died immediately, I was told.

Quite honestly, I'm in so much in grief, I can barely function. Unfortunately, because I have a demanding job, it takes my all my concerntation to do basic tasks. The university has accomadated my request to not teach classes, but I still have many other responsibilities that I can't simply abandon. Posting on BOTF and other activities I did daily, such as reading the newspaper and meeting with students at cafes, simply has no interest for me.

The reason, then, I've decided to announce this is because I've found that I've developed strong sympathies for many of the posters. It's truly a shame this is a virtual forum. I'm quite curious what Fritz and his house in Alaska looks like. I wonder if Splendid_Ireny is as compassionate, friendly, and open-minded to her friends, family, and colleagues as she is on this forum. I believe that SF1 is as intelligent and compassionate as my graduate advisor, who won the Noble Prize. I would, actually, list everyone who I'm going to miss, but I'm so exhausted and so grief-filled, even this short post is difficult.

Hopefully, this year, I'll feel like myself again.

http://fray.slate.msn.com/?id=3936&m=13611238

More of the Sandalphon Fake-outs

WVMicko: Ahead of the Curve

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Subject: Robes...and Kevin
From: WVMicko
Date: Apr 11 2004 1:45PM

Y'know, this is rather tough issue to figure out. I don't doubt that Kevin wiped her MBTU. I like Tryin', but she has a history of blowing her stack and making abusive posts all over the place in retaliation for the provokations she gets. That's a flushable offense, both because those posts are abusive and because she makes so many of them.

However, Tryin' herself is being stalked and harassed by at least two people who post under at least 5-6 nicknames at any one time. And as we both know, they like to use similar nicknames to try to fool people into thinking that they're someone else...a couple of weeks ago, they posed as slipstream ("silpstream"), last night, as Tryin' herself in her new nickname ("LittleMarinegirl88" - "LittleMarinegrrl88").

Bad enough, of course. But it's possible that that's as far as it's goes, that Tryin' herself is unstable enough to be lying about the rest of what's happening, or even that "Tryin'' is actually a long-term pose as part of Chatterbox's long soap opera. I can't help but notice that Tryin''s response to Lillith-style harassment -- a furious deluge of insults and anger -- is an awful lot like Laurie's.

This is supported by the (presumed) results of a Passport ban, where the nickname becomes tied to the banned Passport and is therefore inaccessable to anyone, including that old user when logging on with a new Passport.

On the other hand, the Lillith types (who you're accusing of being SpiderMBA plus an accomplice) could also have hacked the system, and everything Tryin' claims could be true. This is supported by the poser's recent trolling for email addresses, which started around the same time they made the "silpstream" pose...which also happens to be around the same time that Tryin' first complained that her nickname had been stolen.

Also, you have to consider the possibility that the entire thing could be a ruse, a great big hoax perpetrated by "Tryin'" and her "harassers," whoever they may be, working together. It's pretty easy to simulate whatever is going on re "nickname stealings" and "Passport hacks" if the so-called hackers have been told the passwords.

And I have to say that the whole Lillith vs. Laurie war, the one that's been going on for years, just doesn't smell right to me. When they're flaming each other with their imaginary armies of supporters, they act like psychotics who simply can't control themselves. Yet they do a perfectly good job of simulating sane, rational people in other convesations. That just doesn't add up to me: I find it far more believable that sane, rational people can pretend to be psychotic than psychotics can pretend to be sane, rational people. It seems as likely as any other explanation that Lillith and Laurie are just playing a big, huge, psychodramatic game. What's more, I'm not sure if I can accept your theory that last night's "Blowretta," and aliases, are actually SpiderMBA. Spud has a very rigid set of behaviors (his cut-and-paste list-keeping, his labelling of all those who offend him as "liberals," his profanity obsession, etc.) and a way of "speaking" that's quite consistent. "Blowretta" matched none of this. Fact is, "Blowretta" sounded more like Lillith than anyone else. And as I noted above, Tryin' behaves and sounds an awful lot like Laurie.

If Tryin' is reading this and the above is not true, then all I can say is that's the way it looks. I wouldn't bother trying too hard to rebut it, as I doubt you could provide convincing proof one way or another. Only one person can clear this up, and his mention is coming up real soon, now.

Anyway if I had to guess, I'd say that's what's going on. Still, two problems remain:

1) The possibility of Passport hacks is too serious a problem to be ignored.

2) Why the hell haven't Lillith and Laurie ever been effectively banned? As I understand it, a ban lasts thirty days and is linked to the offender's IP address. When banned, we should not see either one of them for an entire month. I may be wrong on the IP, I'm not sure on that part at all, and it could be that the ban is only linked to the offender's Passport, which means that they can come back once they've created a new one. But dammit, Kevin needs to shed some light on that mystery.

To Kevin: Kev, you've got to post on this and let us know what's going on. The Lillith and Laurie situation was tolerable when it was confined to Chatterbox, it didn't bother anyone who didn't hang out there. But they've brought thier games to BOTF and Fraywatch, now. People are justifiably angry about it, and more to the point, outraged that you haven't been able to ban them. If you can't effectively ban them because the software doesn't allow for IP bans, fine. Tell us. At least we'll know what the problem is. Likewise, these alleged hacks. I assume that you have access to Passport informantion and (possibly) the offender's IP addresses, so you should be able to get a rough idea of what's going on fairly easily. So let us know whether you think that the Passport system is probably secure, or whether there's a chance it's been compromised, and the MSN techs will have to investigate. The situation is bad enough, but the worst part about it is that nobody knows what's going on. Your Fraysters won't really have a problem handling this sort of crap provided that we know what the system can and cannot do. There's also a cloud hanging over several posters who may be blameless, which would be unfair to them. So clue us in, willya?
wvmicko

i don't need to prove anything

Subject: oh please. i don't need to prove anything to
From: locdog
Date: May 9 2002 1:56PM

you or anything else. i'm entering the military because of what i believe, and that's enough for me. i'm sure i'll find lots of ways to avoid danger as a carrier-based fighter pilot, which is what i'm going for. nice safe duty, that.

locdog has been accepted into flight school and will be departing when he's finally got his degree

http://fray.slate.msn.com/?id=3936&m=3534570

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Subject: who says i've never served a day?
From: locdog
Date: Oct 17 2002 6:59AM

i'm nrotc on temporary deferral. if there's a war, i'll likely be activated. how bout you?

locdog

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Subject: so...that's it?
From: locdog
Date: Jul 15 2005 7:35PM

not much in the way of a response to offer you, but i'll give an observation:

flame wars are like occupations: they're all about winning hearts and mines. while my offerings were succinct, clever, and damn funny (if i do say so myself) yours have become progressively creepier with each iteration. seriously, you sound...unhealthy. a bit unhinged even. i mean, you've got the rabid locdog haters on board but to ape jerry mcguire cum dr. evil, you had them at hello *tear*. honestly, i think you're just making everyone else a little uncomfortable.

in case you actually care, i am enlisted through the delayed entry program (DEP), my grade is E-3, and my ship date is february 1, 2006. that probably seems like a long way off to you, but then, the biggest physical challenge you're going to face in the next year is getting your fat ass off the couch to go and bang out another half-crazed loc-hating screed. if you start getting chest pains take an aspirin and call an ambulance.

will i be a SEAL? God knows. a friend has gotten me in contact with some people who are uniquely qualified to assist me as i prepare and that assistance has been and should continue to be productive, but it always seems like there's a long way to go. i think that's probably a good thing.

make or not, though, i'll have played my hand with the best of them. you will remain a humorless, vindictive little man who should have had the sense to know a good one when he saw it, responded magnanimously, and thus possibly even gained the upper hand. instead you've punched yourself out, and i now push you over with a whimper, not a bang. you've been rope-a-doped. i leave you to lick your wounds in peace. the last word is yours, if you like.

http://fray.slate.msn.com/?id=3936&m=15140951

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Sufi Spy Warrior in Nam 3 times!