relief for Texas
by last days
08/31/2011, 3:27 PM #
I have started praying for a weather system to dump a ton of rain on Texas...
this looks promising
they say that growing water mass has a 30% chance of becoming a tropical storm, which would then move westward and it is in just the right latitude to hit Texas.
JackDallas didn't notice but I promised him a tropical storm sized weather system of rain within 30 days. Rick Perry has been holding pray-ins for rain all year and getting snubbed by God harder than by the president. But when a real prophet promises rain, we deliver. Like when Elijah called for rain after 42 months of drought.
By the way, there is no rain for the entire 42 month testimony of the two witnesses.
Relief for Texas
by Piss Off
08/31/2011, 4:31 PM #
I prayed for a golden shower but all we got was acid rain.
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Subject:oh. i thought it was about making friends.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:24AM
Subject:That may be the net effect of de-bait
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:26AM
Subject:i'd hope it's not just all-lies.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:34AM
Subject:See, hooked already
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:41AM
Subject:seemed pretty fishy, yet, i bit.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:47AM
Subject:Yeah, I coulda used a better line
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:50AM
Subject:you cuda done a lot. but...
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:53AM
i hadn't a whale of a chance.
Subject:I know, hard to write on the fly
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:56AM
Subject:i guess citing mammals is cheating.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:03PM
i otter stick to the reel thing.
Subject:Yup, that seals it
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:04PM
Subject:i was working the wrong angle.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:06PM
Subject:Well, allure doesn't work on me
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:12PM
Subject:it happens when you're just casting about.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:13PM
Subject:Yeah, reel funny
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:15PM
Subject:Oh, darn - I'm disqualified
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:16PM
Subject:i'd give some leeway. but as they say...
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 1:09PM
"spare the rod, spoil the child."
Subject:Ouch!
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 1:14PM
Subject:sorry. not on porpoise.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 2:34PM
Subject:and there i go, singing out of tuna again.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 2:35PM
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:24AM
Subject:That may be the net effect of de-bait
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:26AM
Subject:i'd hope it's not just all-lies.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:34AM
Subject:See, hooked already
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:41AM
Subject:seemed pretty fishy, yet, i bit.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:47AM
Subject:Yeah, I coulda used a better line
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:50AM
Subject:you cuda done a lot. but...
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:53AM
i hadn't a whale of a chance.
Subject:I know, hard to write on the fly
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 11:56AM
Subject:i guess citing mammals is cheating.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:03PM
i otter stick to the reel thing.
Subject:Yup, that seals it
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:04PM
Subject:i was working the wrong angle.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:06PM
Subject:Well, allure doesn't work on me
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:12PM
Subject:it happens when you're just casting about.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:13PM
Subject:Yeah, reel funny
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:15PM
Subject:Oh, darn - I'm disqualified
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 12:16PM
Subject:i'd give some leeway. but as they say...
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 1:09PM
"spare the rod, spoil the child."
Subject:Ouch!
From:Ducadmo
Date:Apr 6 2005 1:14PM
Subject:sorry. not on porpoise.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 2:34PM
Subject:and there i go, singing out of tuna again.
From:kyu
Date:Apr 6 2005 2:35PM
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