Third Date

Third Date
by Dawn Coyote
08/30/2008, 3:20 AM #

Welcome to the Aphrodesia Sexual Activity Consent Registry. At the tone, please say your name.
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Hello Cameron White. Please use the keypad to enter your personal ID number.

Thank you. Please select one of the following menu options:

For "Consent to sex acts with a new partner", press 1.
For "Consent to sex acts with returning partner", press 2.

Thank you. You have chosen “Consent to sex acts with a returning partner.”

Please select one of the following menu options:

For "Add new consents", press 1.
For "Modify existing consents", press 2.

Thank you. Please select one of the following menu options:

To add new consents for sexual activities with Lee James, press 1. To add new consents for sexual activities with Hunter Collins, press 2. To add new consents for sexual activities with Kelly Singer, press 3.

Thank you. You have chosen “Add new consents for sexual activities with Kelly Singer.”

Is this correct? For "Yes", press 1. For "No", press 2.

Thank you. Please select one of the following menu options:

For "Schedule A activities", press 1.
For 'Schedule B activities", press 2.
For "Schedule C activities", press 3.
For "Special activities", press 4.

Thank you. You have chosen “Schedule B activities.”

To hear a complete listing of Schedule B activities, please press 1 now. To add a new Schedule B activity to your consents, please speak the name of that activity now.

You have chosen “Oral to genital contact, All”.

Is this correct? For "Yes", press 1. For "No", press 2.

Thank you. To add another Schedule B activity to your consents, please speak the name of that activity now, or press 1 to complete this session.

You have chosen “Genital to genital contact, All”.

Is this correct? For "Yes", press 1. For "No", press 2.

Thank you. To add another Schedule B activity to your consents, please speak the name of that activity now, or press 1 to complete this session.

Please wait while Aphrodesia completes your request.

Please note that Kelly Singer must also register consent for each of the activities you have selected in order for those activities to be protected under Sexual Activity Consent Act regulations.

Do you wish to continue? For "Yes", press 1. For "No", press 2.

Thank you. Aphrodesia has located a Consent Record for Kelly Singer.

Kelly Singer has selected one Schedule C item that is not on your Consent Record. The item is "Spanking".

To add this item to your Consent Record, press 1. To continue without adding the item, press 2.

Thank you. The item, "Spanking", has not been added.

All sexual activities are undertaken at the sole risk of the individuals involved. By using this service, you agree that The Aphrodesia Sexual Activity Consent Registry is indemnified and saved harmless from any claims arising from sexual activities undertaken by you and Kelly Singer.

Do you agree to these terms? For "Yes", press 1. For "No", press 2.

Thank you. It is Aphrodesia’s duty to inform you that should you later wish to file a non-consensual sexual activity complaint with any law enforcement agency, your selections on this Consent Record will not be eligible for any investigation that might arise out of such a complaint.

Do you wish to continue? For "Yes", press 1. For "No", press 2.

Thank you. Are you intoxicated at this time? For "Yes", press 1. For "No", press 2.

Thank you. Your Consent Record has been accepted by the system. Your account will be charged a $2.75 processing fee.

The Aphrodesia Sexual Activity Consent Registry encourages its members to use condoms for all sexual activities.

Thank you for using Aphrodesia.